Are You and Your Retarded Bouffant Fucking Kidding Me?

As result of staying up too late, I happened to catch an infomercial on what is likely the most idiotic accessory ever. Now, I didn't say anything when you tried to sell me the purse that comes with snap-on magnetic covers so I can have "7 different styles in one!" (actually I was mildly intrigued), the most realistic looking vagina sex toy in the world (well, that probably wasn't aimed at me, anyway) and lord knows I love a good lesson in learning how to make guacamole with the Magic Bullet, but Bumpits?

I'm probably going to say this more than once, but if you look like this:


then you look like a fucking idiot. I don't care that every twit working in the salon has her hair just like this and you paid $40 to get it (or just $19.99 with $7.95 shipping and handing), you look ridiculous. Remember the 80's hair? Remember how we made of fun of our parents? You are doing the same thing for this generation. It is going to be your fault that my grandchildren are going to laugh at me and ask be if I looked that stupid (you and those Croc people).

I'm genuinely curious to know what sort of girls think this deformed, hair covered tumor look is appealing. Not only that, but in the event that someone actually finds this get-up attractive, will it not ruin the mood when he finds bits of plastic not unlike Legos lodged into your nest?

This one goes out to Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin. Put a book on your head for awhile.